Comedians

A comedian broke down steak orders in the funniest way possible. He hilariously mentioned what each order reveals about the person and their thinking who places the order. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why you might think twice before ordering your next steak. Americans love themselves some food. At this point, eating could easily replace baseball as Americas pastime. Whenever there is a larger, moderate or even a small gathering of people, you can almost guarantee there will be food. At this point, its become expected that if people are going to get together for nearly any occasion, there will be food. If a decent amount of food isnt made available, there are going to be quite a few angry people. While everyone loves food, there arguably isnt a food more universally loved than a steak. Seriously, who doesnt love a nice, juicy steak every now and then? I know I do, but after deciding upon steak, another big decision must be made: how do you want your slab of meat cooked? Will it be rare, medium rare, medium or possibly even (hopefully not, though) well done? In a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian hilariously pointed out some of the thinking that might possibly go into making that all-important decision about how to cook the steak. While he is surely exaggerating for comedic effect, theres more than a little truth in what hes saying and doing here. You and I both know this to be accurate. According to the video, someone who wants their steak rare has a deep-seated desire to be seen as manly. He continues to go through every cook, making hilarious points about someone who wants their steak cooked this way or that way. However, he adds that there is one way to cook a steak that is for someone who is perfectly normal How do you prefer your steak, and do his comments accurately describe your thinking? 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Jim Gaffigan will have you cracking up with his comments on taking too many pictures. His thoughts, while thoroughly hilarious, are also spot-on about societys obsession with capturing every moment on their phones. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Jims thoughts and opinions on everyone taking entirely too many photographs. Technology moves at the speed of light. Every day, we read about the latest technological advancements and improvements. Were constantly told this and that will dramatically improve our lives, completely changing how we do this or that. Of course, most of that talk is hyperbole, with most advancements not changing much in our everyday lives. Additionally, not every technological breakthrough and advancement is for the better. For instance, everyone being equipped with a camera on their smartphone has definitely been a negative for society. Now, everyone believes they are a professional photographer and videographer, seemingly unable to let a moment of their lives pass without capturing it on camera. I mean, did we really experience something if we dont post a photo or video of it on social media? Or at least that seems to be the thinking of most people today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim shared his thoughts on societys obsession with taking photos of this and that. What happened to people simply enjoying a moment without pulling out their phone? Is that even possible anymore? Thats all we do, right, as a society, its like, Hey, instead of enjoying this moment, lets take pictures, he said. We take pictures of everyday life and act like were capturing history. Unbelievable! The cats asleep. Later in the clip, he asks the all-important question: Are cameras on our phones actually necessary? Do we really need to take a photograph of our meal before eating it? But what are we supposed to do with all these photos? he asked. I mean, I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian reveals the hilarious reason he cant tuck in his shirt. The funnyman, Dusty Slay, is forced to walk around with his shirt untucked because if he does, this truly hysterical thing never fails to happen, regardless of where he is at the time. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear what always happens whenever Dusty wears his shirt this way. Its been said that fashion is cyclical. What was popular 10 or 20 years ago will eventually be what everyone is wearing once again. So, if thats truly the case, why do many people feel the need to purchase new clothes to keep up with todays fashion? Eventually, those older clothes will be popular again, right? People who never change their style arent behind the times; they're actually just ahead of the curve. Nevertheless, many people are into clothes, way too much in many cases. Some may even go so far as to say they have a problem, perhaps even an addiction. They just must have this or that and simply cant walk out of the store without buying a new item for their ever-expanding wardrobe. Despite how and what people wear, there are some styles that will never go out of, well, style. For instance, men tucking in their shirts always look better and more formal. Unfortunately, as Dusty explained in a clip posted on YouTube, that look doesnt work for everyone. I hate tucking in my shirt, he said. I do hate it. I got a weird body for tucking in my shirt. Like, my bodys not weird, but I feel like if I tuck in my shirt, I feel like I look like I work everywhere Im at. Later in the clip, he added that if he were to stop by the grocery store with his shirt tucked in, fellow customers would start asking him questions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Youll laugh at Dustin Nickersons funny reason for giving Boomers a pass. The popular comedian offers an insightful and hysterical justification for why hes slow to judge and criticize people of an older generation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Dustin chooses to cut Baby Boomers some slack. People today are constantly in a hurry. If we are made to wait any time at all, its already been too long. Many are usually huffing and puffing, frustrated by being made to wait. Of course, we have places to be and things to do, and not nearly enough time to accomplish everything on our to-do list. Since people are always in a rush to go here, there and everywhere in between, many lack patience for those who move at a slower, more deliberate pace. Additionally, this hurried nature does not mix well when older individuals have issues with technology. Often, the people who tend to slow others down for one reason or another are Baby Boomers, or just Boomers, as they are commonly referred to today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin shared why he is much more likely to ease up on Baby Boomers when many arent likely to give them much or any grace. Why? Well, as he mentions, he and all of us are getting a little older every single day. He adds that we all have a little bit of Boomer in us, but he stipulates that its important not to go full Boomer. As I get older, I have less judgments towards Boomers, too, he said. Because I realize Boomer is not just a generation; its a state of mind. Its in there, alright? We all got it. We all got a Boomer tumor, and you got to keep an eye on it. You got to make sure it doesnt grow into evil. He adds that we all have thoughts in which we look at those younger than us and make snap and faulty judgments. 1 Timothy 4:12 Let no one make little of you because you are young, but be an example to the church in word, in behavior, in love, in faith, in holy living.

Mike Goodwin explained how his parenting style is different from his dads. The popular comedian and father of two mentioned that how he was raised is very different from how he is raising his youngsters. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Mikes father would not have ever been described as a fun dad. Every parent will say, without a doubt, that children are the biggest and greatest blessing anyone can receive on Earth. Every child is a gift from above, and all should be treated as such. Nothing compares to raising little ones; there is simply no experience like it. However, every mother and father will agree, without reservation, that raising children is the most difficult and challenging task anyone undertakes. No child arrives with an instruction manual or a how-to guide. Every child is different, making much of parenting a trial-and-error process. Just as no two children are the same, the same can be said for every parent. No mother and father will see and handle the same situation in the same way. Some parents may be stricter, while others may be a little more lenient, allowing for leeway here and there. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike shared that he and his father have dramatically different parenting styles. And I got to remember to be fun dad, he said. I got to remember to be fun dad because I wasnt raised by a fun dad. No. No. No, indeed. I was raised by Osama bin Laden dad. Oh, man, my dad was terrorism at its finest, man. My dad played no games. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that he had a stutter as a young man, and his father helped him overcome it very quickly. When I was a kid, I used to stutter, he added. Used to stutter. I shouldnt even be up here right now. My dad looked at me one day and said, Stop stuttering. I was like, Ok. He also said that his father was not a fan of crying, and so he and his brother developed some pretty hilarious techniques to keep the tears from flowing. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Derrick Stroop shared the hilarious reality of having a crush back in the day. The popular funnyman mentioned that things were much different when someone had a crush a couple of decades ago. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Derrick believes having a crush was much more difficult when he was growing up. Technology is constantly evolving and improving. Every day, articles are published that tout this and that life-changing technological advancement. Were repeatedly told that this update or improvement will radically alter and reshape our lives. Most of them prove not to be much on their own, but over time, such as a decade or two, these changes compound and add up, changing our lives. For instance, 30 years ago, no one would have ever thought that carrying around a miniature computer capable of 8,000 different functions would be possible. But that is where things stand, thanks to the smartphone, which we are all now addicted to and cant do anything without in our pockets. However, when you think of how the smartphone has changed our lives, its pretty stunning. Of course, one of the most significant ways it has dramatically changed is how we communicate with one another. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick hilariously points out how kids today would not have been able to communicate with their crushes back in his day. They didnt have smartphones, so they would have had to talk to a real person on the phone a task likely too much for a youngster today. Now, because these kids, they can text and dodge and weave, he said. No, no. Youve got a crush on Hannah. Lets earn it, big dog. Lets call the house. Lets call the house. Every parent knows that Derrick speaks the truth. Kids can simply text one another without ever involving their parents. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dusin Nickerson says this request is a friendship killer. The popular funnyman believes that when someone asks for this favor, the friendship is, without a doubt, officially over. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin says is a step too far for any and every friendship. Relationships are wonderful, and make life a fuller, richer and all-around better experience. No one is an island; human beings were made for relationships with one another. Loneliness is one of the worst things in the world. These bonds with others help to sustain us through lifes painful, heartbreaking moments. On the other hand, having people to celebrate lifes special, momentous occasions makes them all the better. But while relationships are important and vital, they are not always easy. It can be difficult at times to navigate through and handle certain situations. Relationships, including friendships, can and do come and go; people drift apart for a variety of reasons time, distance and even a lack of effort from one person. While there may be many reasons a relationship may end, Dustin, in a clip posted on YouTube, states unequivocally that making this one request will forever and always mean the end of a friendship. Hilariously, it involves an airport and a major city in the South: Atlanta. Is there a city in America where it is a bigger favor to ask someone to drive you to the airport than the city of Atlanta? Dustin asked. If somebody asked me that, I would be so offended. Excuse, you want to take a pretty big chunk of my year. Later in the clip, he mentioned what would happen if someone were to make this request of him. And youre not, youre not flying Delta? he asked. Youre not even in the south terminal? Were not friends anymore, all right? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian explains why artificial intelligence doesnt scare him. The funnyman, Don McMillian, does not believe that generative artificial intelligence is coming for his job, at least not at this point. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear why the comedian has no fear when it comes to artificial intelligence. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. Nearly every day, we read or hear about the latest and greatest thing in the world of technology. It will completely revolutionize and change how we do this or that, we are told every single time. Sometimes thats correct, but more often than not, those predictions prove to be completely false and incorrect. Now, the latest technological advancements are the leaps and bounds that have been made in artificial intelligence. There are a handful of systems that can produce this or that within seconds, and in many cases, can do so rather cheaply. Understandably, this has many worried, leading them to wonder whether their jobs are in danger and fear that artificial intelligence will replace them. While a lot of people have this completely understandable concern, Don is not one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian puts AIs joke-writing skills up against his own, and, at least at this point, its not really much of a competition. The joke that AI produced specifically about Ohio is pretty lame. Sure, it might make you snicker and even smile, but its a pretty forgettable joke, as Don correctly points out to his audience. He then proceeds to share a couple of jokes that he came up with about the Midwestern state, and its clear that there is no competition. Things may soon change, and AI could be the comedians in a matter of years, but at least at this point, the humans are still telling the jokes and entertaining audiences. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist shared his hilarious take on the neighborhood on the Fourth of July. The popular funnyman shared how Independence Day can often lead to tension and anger between neighbors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John share how some neighbors can get a little hot around the collar on July Fourth, and how he chooses to get involved in those disputes. The United States of America is a place where people are free to live their lives as they see fit. Citizens are basically able to do as they please, of course, within reason and inside the boundaries of the law. This freedom extends to every American and runs from sea to shining sea. That is certainly something worth celebrating. As everyone knows, our nations birthday is celebrated in early July. Most people choose to loudly recognize and celebrate the Fourth of July, typically by getting together and setting off fireworks. While you and I may be fans of these fireworks displays and shows, not everyone is, particularly our four-legged, furry friends. Animals generally do not like loud, booming sounds. It scares them, which every pet owner knows well. In a clip posted on YouTube, John shared how neighbors on and around the Fourth of July can get a little testy with one another online. These heated exchanges concern animals and fireworks, John shares. Hilariously, he shares he loves to sit back and watch the back-and-forth, and will even, on occasion, get involved. Dude, somebody said, Our dogs, no fireworks cause our dogs are scared of loud noises, he recalled. Somebody logged on 14 seconds later, and said, Good thing our troops werent scared of loud noises when they were fighting for your freedom. Later in the clip, he mentioned that someone even posted a follow-up on July 5, informing people in the neighborhood how to conduct themselves the day after our nations birthday. Somebody posted a meme on July 5th, true story, and said, Keep your animals and children quiet, some of us have been up all night shooting off fireworks, he added. 1 Peter 2:16 As those who are free, not using your free position as a cover for wrongdoing, but living as the servants of God.

John Crists hilarious complaints about everyday life are way too accurate. The popular, hysterical comedian mentioned some common situations that are maddeningly annoying. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear which common, everyday situations John has voiced his grievances about. No ones life is perfect. Even when someones life and situation may appear to be ideal and perfect, that is not the case. The fact is, we all live in a fallen, imperfect world where nothing is perfect, and our everyday lives are no exception. Most people have something they are silently going through, even when everything else may seem fine. Remember, looks are often deceiving. Even if for the time being, things are going well and everything's looking up, we all still have those small, familiar, everyday annoyances, inconveniences and disturbances. Everyone has something that gets on their nerves and just grinds their gears, annoying them to no end. Likely, if asked, we could all easily rattle off a handful of things immediately that we find extremely bothersome and irritating. In a clip posted on YouTube, John Crist points out several things that rub him the wrong way. Many of them may irritate you as well, but without a doubt, we have all experienced and gone through everything that he mentions and can easily relate to. No one likes to leave because everything outside is terrible, he said. First of all, let me just say, when you get to the front of the line at a McDonalds, can you just be ready to order, please? Just be ready to order. These people look like they just stepped through the closet at Narnia. Later in the clip, he points out how maddening and frustrating those credit card machines at just about every location can be, and how they never seem to work properly. It really shouldnt take four or five attempts to get them to read our credit cards, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist would like an explanation for these Waffle Houses. The popular funnyman came across a strange sight and has requested that someone, anyone, give him an answer as to why this has happened. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the odd situation John came across and why it most certainly demands an explanation. In the United States of America, anyone is free to open and start a business and sell anything, of course, within reason. If the entrepreneur has the funds necessary and can wade through and navigate the mountains of red tape, they can open up shop and get started as soon as possible. This ability to open up a business is just one of the many great things about the United States. However, when one is looking to start a small business, its best to be smart and strategic about it. Opening a business is an expensive and time-consuming endeavor, so using those two very limited resources in the best possible ways is crucial and will go a long way toward determining whether the business is successful or not. Another thing to consider when opening a business is location. Where is it going to be, and will other similar businesses be around that spot? In a clip posted on YouTube, John was in Georgia when he came across a Waffle House, make that two Waffle Houses, literally feet from one another. In life, youll come across and experience some rather strange things, but seeing two Waffle Houses that close to one another is one of the weirdest, for sure. Why would any company, let alone a national chain, ever do that? They are simply competing against themselves. Either way, it makes an extremely odd sight and will make for a good story to tell later one that most people arent likely to believe. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian said his mom thought he wouldnt catch on, but she was wrong. The funnyman, Preacher Lawson, mentioned that his mother figured he would not get what she was doing, thinking he was a little dense. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Preachers mother did and how she was very, very wrong with her assumption. Everyone is blessed with different gifts and talents. Those sets of skills and interests are unique to each person, as they are intended for a specific purpose and reason. What those reasons and purposes are is up to us to find out and then use them accordingly. Of course, this means that not everyone will have the same skills and talents. Someone who is a strong public speaker may not be great at working with their hands. Likewise, an individual who can fix anything might be lacking when it comes to painting or creating other works of art. We are all different, and this is certainly evident when it comes to our specific talents and skills. In a clip posted on YouTube, Preacher mentioned that his mother believed he was not blessed with an abundance of intelligence. In fact, as he put it, she thought he was the dumb one in the family. She actually started spelling, hoping he wouldnt notice what she was doing. Well, she was wrong, and he did pick up on what she was attempting to do. Hilariously, as Preacher points out, his mother may have inadvertently pointed out who was actually the dumb one in the family. She thought I was so dumb, she could spell my name in front of me when I was 8, and I wouldnt know, in front of my brother, whos dumb, right? he said. She said, Keep it a secret, Justin. Do not tell P-R-E-A-C-H-E-R. And Im sitting there, like, P, thats me. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W. remembered his first car and all of its charm. The popular comedian shared a little bit about his first set of wheels and some of the vehicles unique features. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jonnies first car was and the things that made it still so memorable all these years later. Getting a drivers license is a big step in every persons life. Becoming a licensed driver is something every teenager looks forward to with much anticipation and excitement. Its a symbol of maturity and freedom: with that license, we can go anywhere and everywhere whenever we want. No longer do we have to wait on someone else to drive us here or there. However, as you likely already know, just being legally licensed to drive in your state is only half the equation. That person, who has acquired a license from their state, still needs a vehicle. Those, as you likely know as well, can be hard to come by, especially for a teenager with limited funds. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie explained why he still remembers the first car he ever had, and what made it so memorable and unique. What he says about his car might even sound familiar to your first set of wheels, too. My first car was a 1973 Buick Electra, he said. Yeah, mint green. This wasnt the 70s, yall, either. It was the 90s, not cool. Big old fins on it. We called it The Ark because you could fit two of every living thing in it. A massive car. Later in the clip, he mentioned that the cars dashboard would frequently light up, indicating a problem with his vehicle, but he came up with a hysterical solution. I was like, I could never afford to get all this stuff fixed, he added. So, I just got some black tape, covered up them lights. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Zoltan Kaszas has identified one issue that unites Americans everywhere. The popular comedian believes he has found the one thing that will have every American in total and complete agreement. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what that issue is and how he believes the agreement on this topic is unique to Americans. We live in incredibly divisive and polarizing times. Getting Americans to reach a consensus on anything is nearly impossible. If you, for some reason, dispute this statement, you can see this polarization and division almost in real time. Head over to basically any popular social media platform, and within minutes, youll witness users discussing hot-button political issues. Within the first 10 comments, people will have started arguing, calling each other names and just generally being awful to one another. Additionally, most Americans cannot even agree on basic facts or even what constitutes a fact. After checking with their preferred 24-hour news channel, they will spout whatever they just heard, believing that to be the gospel truth. This division runs deep in the country. If someone said, Puppies are the best, without a doubt, someone would profanely respond that they are incorrect because kittens are so much better. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan has found what he believes is the one thing every American agrees on: air conditioning, and he is likely correct. Americans love comfort, and that is precisely what air conditioning is intended to provide. Theres still universal principles that connect us as Americans, he said. Its just hard to think of sometimes, thats all. But I thought of it, and I got it: air conditioning. Later in the clip, he mentioned that this comfort brings everyone together, regardless of what may divide us. He also talked about his experience in Europe and how Americans have a special connection to air conditioning that many Europeans do not. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W.s unconventional marriage advice has everyone laughing. The popular funnyman suggests that married couples in the church should do this one thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what he says couples should do and why. Marriage is not a cakewalk, and thats a statement that will, without a doubt, be backed by every married person. Sure, in every marriage, there will be happy, joyous occasions, reasons that are definitely worth celebrating and commemorating. But, as with everything else in life, the good also comes with the bad. There will be rough times in a marriage. Heated arguments and disagreements will happen, and there will be nights spent on the couch (husbands know this all too well), guarantee it. Because marriage and life in general can become difficult and challenging at times, its always a good idea to add some laughter whenever possible. Who doesnt want more reasons to laugh and smile? That laugh, whatever it may be, can, and likely will, change your entire day. So, look for reasons and occasions to laugh. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie gave married couples in the church who have been married for quite some time a place to find a little laughter. He says it can be easily found at church. When youre married as long as I have, you need to find a newlywed couple in your church and then befriend them because they are hilarious, he said. Later in the video, he gives a specific example of doing exactly this in his life. The couple, as he mentions, is in his life group. Theres a newlywed couple in our life group, and they say stupid stuff all the time, he added. Theyre like, We knew we were meant to be together because he finishes my sentences. Jonnie adds that his wife later told him the couple will not always have the same perspective on finishing each others thoughts and sentences. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

How do you fire someone in a Christian way? This hysterical John Crist skit has the answer. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how John and his fellow church employee try to figure out the best, most loving way to let someone go in this sidesplitting skit. Unfortunately, not everything in life will be fun, full of laughs, and an occasion to celebrate. In fact, there will be several instances that youd rather forget entirely ones that cause pain, hurt and heartache. One of those agonizing, gut-wrenching experiences is losing a job. No matter the circumstances, that will always sting, and not just for the person being let go. Much like being fired, having to inform someone that they are being let go isnt fun or enjoyable in the slightest. That will always be a difficult conversation to have, and it will be incredibly awkward, and that goes for any and every workplace, regardless of the field. Now, how would that look and feel if someone were being fired from a church? How would that be handled? How do you fire someone in the most loving, gentle and Christian way possible? In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as the pastor of a church, has to fire someone, specifically the IT guy. However, before he goes through with the firing and calls the employee in to let him know of the unfortunate news, he calls in a fellow church employee to help him wordsmith it. They hilariously go back and forth, sharing and stating the phrases and words John should use when he breaks the news. Both want to do it as kindly as possible. What happens, as they go back and forth, is absolutely hysterical. This skit had to have taken several hundred takes to film because it would have been impossible to go without laughing. The back-and-forth, their lightning-fast and witty responses, will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.