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A comedian broke down steak orders in the funniest way possible. He hilariously mentioned what each order reveals about the person and their thinking who places the order. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why you might think twice before ordering your next steak. Americans love themselves some food. At this point, eating could easily replace baseball as Americas pastime. Whenever there is a larger, moderate or even a small gathering of people, you can almost guarantee there will be food. At this point, its become expected that if people are going to get together for nearly any occasion, there will be food. If a decent amount of food isnt made available, there are going to be quite a few angry people. While everyone loves food, there arguably isnt a food more universally loved than a steak. Seriously, who doesnt love a nice, juicy steak every now and then? I know I do, but after deciding upon steak, another big decision must be made: how do you want your slab of meat cooked? Will it be rare, medium rare, medium or possibly even (hopefully not, though) well done? In a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian hilariously pointed out some of the thinking that might possibly go into making that all-important decision about how to cook the steak. While he is surely exaggerating for comedic effect, theres more than a little truth in what hes saying and doing here. You and I both know this to be accurate. According to the video, someone who wants their steak rare has a deep-seated desire to be seen as manly. He continues to go through every cook, making hilarious points about someone who wants their steak cooked this way or that way. However, he adds that there is one way to cook a steak that is for someone who is perfectly normal How do you prefer your steak, and do his comments accurately describe your thinking? 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Jim Gaffigan will have you cracking up with his comments on taking too many pictures. His thoughts, while thoroughly hilarious, are also spot-on about societys obsession with capturing every moment on their phones. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Jims thoughts and opinions on everyone taking entirely too many photographs. Technology moves at the speed of light. Every day, we read about the latest technological advancements and improvements. Were constantly told this and that will dramatically improve our lives, completely changing how we do this or that. Of course, most of that talk is hyperbole, with most advancements not changing much in our everyday lives. Additionally, not every technological breakthrough and advancement is for the better. For instance, everyone being equipped with a camera on their smartphone has definitely been a negative for society. Now, everyone believes they are a professional photographer and videographer, seemingly unable to let a moment of their lives pass without capturing it on camera. I mean, did we really experience something if we dont post a photo or video of it on social media? Or at least that seems to be the thinking of most people today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim shared his thoughts on societys obsession with taking photos of this and that. What happened to people simply enjoying a moment without pulling out their phone? Is that even possible anymore? Thats all we do, right, as a society, its like, Hey, instead of enjoying this moment, lets take pictures, he said. We take pictures of everyday life and act like were capturing history. Unbelievable! The cats asleep. Later in the clip, he asks the all-important question: Are cameras on our phones actually necessary? Do we really need to take a photograph of our meal before eating it? But what are we supposed to do with all these photos? he asked. I mean, I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian reveals the hilarious reason he cant tuck in his shirt. The funnyman, Dusty Slay, is forced to walk around with his shirt untucked because if he does, this truly hysterical thing never fails to happen, regardless of where he is at the time. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear what always happens whenever Dusty wears his shirt this way. Its been said that fashion is cyclical. What was popular 10 or 20 years ago will eventually be what everyone is wearing once again. So, if thats truly the case, why do many people feel the need to purchase new clothes to keep up with todays fashion? Eventually, those older clothes will be popular again, right? People who never change their style arent behind the times; they're actually just ahead of the curve. Nevertheless, many people are into clothes, way too much in many cases. Some may even go so far as to say they have a problem, perhaps even an addiction. They just must have this or that and simply cant walk out of the store without buying a new item for their ever-expanding wardrobe. Despite how and what people wear, there are some styles that will never go out of, well, style. For instance, men tucking in their shirts always look better and more formal. Unfortunately, as Dusty explained in a clip posted on YouTube, that look doesnt work for everyone. I hate tucking in my shirt, he said. I do hate it. I got a weird body for tucking in my shirt. Like, my bodys not weird, but I feel like if I tuck in my shirt, I feel like I look like I work everywhere Im at. Later in the clip, he added that if he were to stop by the grocery store with his shirt tucked in, fellow customers would start asking him questions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This teachers joke about leaves is tree-mendously funny. The clever and eye-rolling joke she tells her class will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why this educators witty one-liner and the students hysterical attempts at the punchline will keep you laughing long after the clip ends. It never hurts to have more humor in your life. Humor can make a bad day better and can add to an already great day. Seriously, who doesnt want more reasons to laugh and smile? Is there anyone who would say, no, that theyd prefer to laugh less? I surely hope not because that would be one miserable person. While society may not reach consensus on anything, we can all agree that having more reasons to laugh is always a good thing. It should be a requirement that everyone should hear a joke or two a day. Who would or could possibly argue against that? I think we can all agree that that would do better than just about anything else that lawmakers in Washington, DC could do. But given their abysmal and embarrassing track record, they probably wouldnt be able to get it passed. Anyway, a clip posted on YouTube features a teacher telling her students a joke about leaves, and their favorite track subject in school. As she always does, the teacher gives the youngsters the setup and then allows them to guess the punchline. Also, as usual, the guesses are absolutely hilarious and incredibly clever. Some of the standout, laugh-out-loud guesses from the students include one student who simply says math when called upon. The student has no reason for their response, making it even funnier. Another youngster, who, after raising his hand, has completely forgotten the joke, asks the teacher to repeat it. Others are good as well, but those are the two that will have you as much or maybe even more than the actual punchline. Many students come close to the punchline, but dont quite get there. In the end, you might actually be able to guess the punchline before the teacher says it. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This is how much Southerners love football. Its safe to say that those who live in the South are fairly big fans of the game of football. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear just how much their love of football goes, and how it impacts their everyday lives. Americans love themselves some competition. Cheering and generally acting in an insane manner while watching ones favorite team is practically as American as apple pie. If theres an activity that can be made into a competition involving a ball of some kind and two opposing teams, you can almost guarantee that it will find an audience sooner rather than later. The love of competition is, without a doubt, something that infects the entire country. However, while this is unbelievably true, there are some parts of the country where this or that reigns supreme. In the Midwest, basketball is the preferred game. They do not call it Hoosier hysteria for nothing. As they say, in 49 states its just basketball, but this is Indiana. But move further down, and youll soon run into football territory. People in the South love football as much as Hoosiers and everyone else in the Midwest enjoys basketball, maybe even more. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman hilariously points out just how much Southerners love football. If even a quarter of what she says is true, Southerners more than love the game; they are clearly obsessed with the pigskin and the gridiron. My sons first word was touchdown, she said. Thats a true story. We dont name babies after family members no more, she added. We name them after quarterbacks. My daughters middle name is Brees. We plan weddings around football schedules, not the other way around, she stated. These are only a few of the many comments she makes that demonstrate just how much football is loved in the South. Psalm 101:3 I will not put any evil thing before my eyes; I am against all turning to one side; I will not have it near me.

Youll laugh at Dustin Nickersons funny reason for giving Boomers a pass. The popular comedian offers an insightful and hysterical justification for why hes slow to judge and criticize people of an older generation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Dustin chooses to cut Baby Boomers some slack. People today are constantly in a hurry. If we are made to wait any time at all, its already been too long. Many are usually huffing and puffing, frustrated by being made to wait. Of course, we have places to be and things to do, and not nearly enough time to accomplish everything on our to-do list. Since people are always in a rush to go here, there and everywhere in between, many lack patience for those who move at a slower, more deliberate pace. Additionally, this hurried nature does not mix well when older individuals have issues with technology. Often, the people who tend to slow others down for one reason or another are Baby Boomers, or just Boomers, as they are commonly referred to today. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin shared why he is much more likely to ease up on Baby Boomers when many arent likely to give them much or any grace. Why? Well, as he mentions, he and all of us are getting a little older every single day. He adds that we all have a little bit of Boomer in us, but he stipulates that its important not to go full Boomer. As I get older, I have less judgments towards Boomers, too, he said. Because I realize Boomer is not just a generation; its a state of mind. Its in there, alright? We all got it. We all got a Boomer tumor, and you got to keep an eye on it. You got to make sure it doesnt grow into evil. He adds that we all have thoughts in which we look at those younger than us and make snap and faulty judgments. 1 Timothy 4:12 Let no one make little of you because you are young, but be an example to the church in word, in behavior, in love, in faith, in holy living.

Mom hilariously showed how kids take everything literally. This mother knows how youngsters will interpret and then react to whatever is said to them. Watch the short but hysterical and incredibly relatable clip to see how children respond when someone says something to them. Every parent will agree that children can have more than a little bit of trouble with directions at times. Sure, a lot of the issue has to do with the youngsters inability and even their refusal to listen to what is said. Giving a child a command is often an exercise in complete and utter futility. As the old saying goes, a lot of what parents say goes in one ear and out the other. A child's failure to follow a parents directions and commands is a major part of their listening problem. But, of course, that is not the only factor when it comes to a childs inability to follow directions. Another big issue is that children are very literal and given their young age, are unable to pick up on things like sarcasm, subtext and other underlying, implied meanings. They arent familiar with figures of speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman, portraying both the parent and the child, hysterically demonstrates the responses children are likely to give when certain phrases and words are used. Every parent will completely and totally relate to how the child responds. The video begins with the mother asking her child to find the remote because the one in her hand is no longer working, and the child does exactly that. The little one momentarily disappears and returns a few seconds later, completely empty-handed. The mother is baffled. Next, when outside, the mother tells the child to pick up your feet, please. The child finds this request impossible, but still gives it the old college try, hoping to please Mom anyway. Those are just two of the scenarios in the short clip that will have you laughing and nodding along. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

If these things sound familiar, you might be getting older. Having and being able to relate to these thoughts and opinions is more than likely a sure sign that you are advancing in age. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what thoughts and opinions mean that you are getting older. Aging is a natural process, and despite societys best efforts, it happens to everyone, whether they like it or not. Even though many beautiful products may promise to pause or even reverse the aging process, no one has yet found a way to stop or rewind time. So, as it always has since the creation of the world, time marches forward, continually, with each passing day, hour, minute and second. While many people may grumble about getting older and might even refuse to acknowledge their birthdays, that doesnt stop those days from coming around every year. Also, even if we try to ignore getting older, our bodies do not, and they start showing our age sooner or later. Likely one way we begin showing our is in the thoughts and opinions we start having ones that would never have crossed our minds in our younger days. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman hilariously mentions some thoughts that mean youre getting older. I used to stay out till 2 am, she said. Now 8:30 feels irresponsible. Weve all been there and done that and likely now want to be home and in bed before it gets too late. I got a favorite burner on the stove now, she added. I know this one is most definitely true. I looked at a teenager and thought, Aint no way thats a real haircut, she said. I caught myself saying, They just dont make things like they used to, she said. And I had to sit with that for a minute. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

A teachers hilarious, but corny joke will have you rolling your eyes. This is one joke that you likely will have a difficult time coming up with the punchline. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the teachers joke, which is sure to evoke a smile or two from you. Anything and everything can be turned into a joke. No subject or topic is safe from being made into a rib-tickling, knee-slapping joke or uproarious witticism. Dont think thats the case? Listen to just about any stand-up routine. Comedians have repeatedly proven they can make a joke and make light of anything. While just about everything is fair game when it comes to comedy, its typically a good idea to keep the humor to things people know. This keeps things relatable for the audience, and they are more likely to find humor in such situations because they have experienced it before. It makes sense, and stand-up comedians know this as well. You and I are much more likely to find humor in something we understand and know well, more so than in a situation in which we have no frame of reference. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher shared a joke with her students about a situation that many have experienced and find humorous. Of course, like all of her jokes, its a dad joke that makes use of puns and/or wordplay. The teacher gives her students the setup and allows them to try to guess the punchline. How do you punish a naughty eyeball? the educator asks her students. I have to admit that I have never heard this one and really had no idea about the punchline. However, the students, like they always do, came up with several truly witty and clever guesses. None of them were correct, but I think some of their guesses were better than the actual punchline. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband gave his wife a spelling test, and the results are hilarious. At first, it seemed like a simple quiz, but soon it became apparent that it was anything but. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear the spelling test that the husband surprised his wife with, and also how she did on the exam. The English language is a funny and strange thing. Its commonly considered one of the toughest to learn. Why? Well, as children in school, we sit through all these lectures and seminars for every subject imaginable. During these many lessons, the educator, while imparting knowledge, will often mention good rules of thumb to follow, as adhering to them will often help you grasp and remember something better. That is abundantly true for nearly every subject math, science and to a certain extent even history/social studies. However, English is a bit different when it comes to those rules. Yes, the language we are all familiar with has many rules, but we all know that for every rule, there are also many exceptions. For instance, there are several words that should rhyme but do not: bead and dead, bear and hear, been and seen and bomb and comb, just to name a few. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband asks his wife to spell a very common word. While she is proven correct, he then asks her to do something else that quickly and hilariously complicates matters. Babe, spell river, the husband tells his wife. Spell river. She does, but then he changes things up a little for her, which results in an unexpected reaction. Keep that in mind, alright, he added. You got that in your mind? You got that in your head? River. What happens if you put a d in front of it? She struggles a little with this request, mispronouncing a word we all know. It shows how the human mind works, how it wants to follow rules and that words that should rhyme dont always do. Colossians 3:2 Set your mind on the things that are above, not on the things that are upon the earth.

Mike Goodwin explained how his parenting style is different from his dads. The popular comedian and father of two mentioned that how he was raised is very different from how he is raising his youngsters. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Mikes father would not have ever been described as a fun dad. Every parent will say, without a doubt, that children are the biggest and greatest blessing anyone can receive on Earth. Every child is a gift from above, and all should be treated as such. Nothing compares to raising little ones; there is simply no experience like it. However, every mother and father will agree, without reservation, that raising children is the most difficult and challenging task anyone undertakes. No child arrives with an instruction manual or a how-to guide. Every child is different, making much of parenting a trial-and-error process. Just as no two children are the same, the same can be said for every parent. No mother and father will see and handle the same situation in the same way. Some parents may be stricter, while others may be a little more lenient, allowing for leeway here and there. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike shared that he and his father have dramatically different parenting styles. And I got to remember to be fun dad, he said. I got to remember to be fun dad because I wasnt raised by a fun dad. No. No. No, indeed. I was raised by Osama bin Laden dad. Oh, man, my dad was terrorism at its finest, man. My dad played no games. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that he had a stutter as a young man, and his father helped him overcome it very quickly. When I was a kid, I used to stutter, he added. Used to stutter. I shouldnt even be up here right now. My dad looked at me one day and said, Stop stuttering. I was like, Ok. He also said that his father was not a fan of crying, and so he and his brother developed some pretty hilarious techniques to keep the tears from flowing. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Derrick Stroop shared the hilarious reality of having a crush back in the day. The popular funnyman mentioned that things were much different when someone had a crush a couple of decades ago. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Derrick believes having a crush was much more difficult when he was growing up. Technology is constantly evolving and improving. Every day, articles are published that tout this and that life-changing technological advancement. Were repeatedly told that this update or improvement will radically alter and reshape our lives. Most of them prove not to be much on their own, but over time, such as a decade or two, these changes compound and add up, changing our lives. For instance, 30 years ago, no one would have ever thought that carrying around a miniature computer capable of 8,000 different functions would be possible. But that is where things stand, thanks to the smartphone, which we are all now addicted to and cant do anything without in our pockets. However, when you think of how the smartphone has changed our lives, its pretty stunning. Of course, one of the most significant ways it has dramatically changed is how we communicate with one another. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick hilariously points out how kids today would not have been able to communicate with their crushes back in his day. They didnt have smartphones, so they would have had to talk to a real person on the phone a task likely too much for a youngster today. Now, because these kids, they can text and dodge and weave, he said. No, no. Youve got a crush on Hannah. Lets earn it, big dog. Lets call the house. Lets call the house. Every parent knows that Derrick speaks the truth. Kids can simply text one another without ever involving their parents. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This is the unofficial test Southerners use to judge a restaurant. If a restaurant meets all these lofty standards and qualifications, well, then youre in for a good meal, at least according to this woman. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear some of this womans unofficial test that Southerners use to decide if a meal from a restaurant will be good or not. Everyone loves eating and filling their stomach with delicious, mouth-watering food. Americans, especially, are big on chowing down and enjoying a meal whenever possible. Now, while every region in the United States of America has its own food culture, the Souths is hard to defeat. Apparently, Southerners know food, and given their extensive and delicious lineup, its hard to argue otherwise. No one is passing on biscuits and gravy, fried chicken, gumbo, BBQ, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, peach cobbler or banana pudding. Im sure Im missing some beloved Southern food staples, but its hard to top any of those. Just thinking of any of those dishes is bound to get your stomach growling. So, when someone from the South says that this or that restaurant is likely to be good, it might be a good idea to listen to them. A clip posted on YouTube shows how a Southerner might make this determination, and they consider a variety of factors when reaching their conclusion, and it all happens even before their order arrives. If I cant smell grease from the parking lot, were leaving, she said. If the menu is laminated and slightly sticky, that is a green flag, she added. If the waitress calls me baby, and refills my sweet tea without asking, Im leaving a 40 percent tip, the woman said. I dont trust no menu that aint got typos, she concluded. These are only a handful of the hilarious factors mentioned in the clip that help determine whether a restaurant is likely to live up to a Southerners high standards. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Dusin Nickerson says this request is a friendship killer. The popular funnyman believes that when someone asks for this favor, the friendship is, without a doubt, officially over. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin says is a step too far for any and every friendship. Relationships are wonderful, and make life a fuller, richer and all-around better experience. No one is an island; human beings were made for relationships with one another. Loneliness is one of the worst things in the world. These bonds with others help to sustain us through lifes painful, heartbreaking moments. On the other hand, having people to celebrate lifes special, momentous occasions makes them all the better. But while relationships are important and vital, they are not always easy. It can be difficult at times to navigate through and handle certain situations. Relationships, including friendships, can and do come and go; people drift apart for a variety of reasons time, distance and even a lack of effort from one person. While there may be many reasons a relationship may end, Dustin, in a clip posted on YouTube, states unequivocally that making this one request will forever and always mean the end of a friendship. Hilariously, it involves an airport and a major city in the South: Atlanta. Is there a city in America where it is a bigger favor to ask someone to drive you to the airport than the city of Atlanta? Dustin asked. If somebody asked me that, I would be so offended. Excuse, you want to take a pretty big chunk of my year. Later in the clip, he mentioned what would happen if someone were to make this request of him. And youre not, youre not flying Delta? he asked. Youre not even in the south terminal? Were not friends anymore, all right? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian explains why artificial intelligence doesnt scare him. The funnyman, Don McMillian, does not believe that generative artificial intelligence is coming for his job, at least not at this point. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear why the comedian has no fear when it comes to artificial intelligence. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. Nearly every day, we read or hear about the latest and greatest thing in the world of technology. It will completely revolutionize and change how we do this or that, we are told every single time. Sometimes thats correct, but more often than not, those predictions prove to be completely false and incorrect. Now, the latest technological advancements are the leaps and bounds that have been made in artificial intelligence. There are a handful of systems that can produce this or that within seconds, and in many cases, can do so rather cheaply. Understandably, this has many worried, leading them to wonder whether their jobs are in danger and fear that artificial intelligence will replace them. While a lot of people have this completely understandable concern, Don is not one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian puts AIs joke-writing skills up against his own, and, at least at this point, its not really much of a competition. The joke that AI produced specifically about Ohio is pretty lame. Sure, it might make you snicker and even smile, but its a pretty forgettable joke, as Don correctly points out to his audience. He then proceeds to share a couple of jokes that he came up with about the Midwestern state, and its clear that there is no competition. Things may soon change, and AI could be the comedians in a matter of years, but at least at this point, the humans are still telling the jokes and entertaining audiences. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.