Funny Kids

This teachers joke about leaves is tree-mendously funny. The clever and eye-rolling joke she tells her class will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why this educators witty one-liner and the students hysterical attempts at the punchline will keep you laughing long after the clip ends. It never hurts to have more humor in your life. Humor can make a bad day better and can add to an already great day. Seriously, who doesnt want more reasons to laugh and smile? Is there anyone who would say, no, that theyd prefer to laugh less? I surely hope not because that would be one miserable person. While society may not reach consensus on anything, we can all agree that having more reasons to laugh is always a good thing. It should be a requirement that everyone should hear a joke or two a day. Who would or could possibly argue against that? I think we can all agree that that would do better than just about anything else that lawmakers in Washington, DC could do. But given their abysmal and embarrassing track record, they probably wouldnt be able to get it passed. Anyway, a clip posted on YouTube features a teacher telling her students a joke about leaves, and their favorite track subject in school. As she always does, the teacher gives the youngsters the setup and then allows them to guess the punchline. Also, as usual, the guesses are absolutely hilarious and incredibly clever. Some of the standout, laugh-out-loud guesses from the students include one student who simply says math when called upon. The student has no reason for their response, making it even funnier. Another youngster, who, after raising his hand, has completely forgotten the joke, asks the teacher to repeat it. Others are good as well, but those are the two that will have you as much or maybe even more than the actual punchline. Many students come close to the punchline, but dont quite get there. In the end, you might actually be able to guess the punchline before the teacher says it. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mom hilariously showed how kids take everything literally. This mother knows how youngsters will interpret and then react to whatever is said to them. Watch the short but hysterical and incredibly relatable clip to see how children respond when someone says something to them. Every parent will agree that children can have more than a little bit of trouble with directions at times. Sure, a lot of the issue has to do with the youngsters inability and even their refusal to listen to what is said. Giving a child a command is often an exercise in complete and utter futility. As the old saying goes, a lot of what parents say goes in one ear and out the other. A child's failure to follow a parents directions and commands is a major part of their listening problem. But, of course, that is not the only factor when it comes to a childs inability to follow directions. Another big issue is that children are very literal and given their young age, are unable to pick up on things like sarcasm, subtext and other underlying, implied meanings. They arent familiar with figures of speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman, portraying both the parent and the child, hysterically demonstrates the responses children are likely to give when certain phrases and words are used. Every parent will completely and totally relate to how the child responds. The video begins with the mother asking her child to find the remote because the one in her hand is no longer working, and the child does exactly that. The little one momentarily disappears and returns a few seconds later, completely empty-handed. The mother is baffled. Next, when outside, the mother tells the child to pick up your feet, please. The child finds this request impossible, but still gives it the old college try, hoping to please Mom anyway. Those are just two of the scenarios in the short clip that will have you laughing and nodding along. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Every parent will relate to this dads hilarious vegetable-eating strategies. He is fighting the good fight, but, as nearly every parent knows, it is often a losing battle. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see this fathers methods for getting his toddler to eat her vegetables. Many children are incredibly picky eaters, flat-out refusing to eat certain foods for a variety of reasons. They dont want this, or they dont want that, and they are generally not shy about letting you know, loudly, how they feel. But when it comes to feeding a youngster as a parent, the most frustrating part is how they will be super into a food one day and want nothing to do with it the next. Another massive struggle regarding feeding a little one is vegetables. Children, typically, want nothing to do with those things and will do everything in their power to keep them from entering their mouths. Despite their objections, children have to eat vegetables. So, parents often have to get creative as to how veggies are presented and offered to the youngster. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father shows the many methods he has perfected to get his toddler to eat vegetables. One by one, he goes through each approach, which he has named and then proceeds to demonstrate it. Hilariously, nearly every approach of his fails. The child is strong-willed and refuses to give in, ever allowing those vegetables to enter her mouth. Every parent has been there and done that many times before and understands the struggle. To add even more hilarity, the toddler does eventually take a bite or two of the broccoli before her, but its by her choosing, and nothing that her father does. She simply picks it up and starts eating it. Thats a child for you, though. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This husband and father thought he had come up with a brilliant idea, but his wife wasnt so sure. He invented something with the intention of making things easier for him and his wife with their little one. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see the husband and fathers invention and his wifes less-than-enthusiastic reaction when she saw it. Raising children is, without a doubt, one of the most challenging and difficult tasks that anyone can do. Many would, I believe, rightfully say that it is, in fact, the toughest job a person can undertake. How could it not be? Its not like each child arrives with a how-to or an instruction manual. Every child is different, and parenting is a learning process by trial and error. As all parents know, children are very unpredictable, which is one of the reasons that makes parenting so difficult. Moms and dads can never know what is coming next. The best thing anyone can do is to be prepared for any and every situation. In a clip posted on YouTube, that is exactly what a father has attempted to do with his invention. The video opens with the father measuring, cutting and gluing. Its unclear what exactly hes attempting to do, but its interesting and keeps your attention, to say the least. Eventually, mom arrives home with the couples baby, and its time for the big reveal. The father and husband informs his wife that he has something to show her. As soon as he says this, she is unsure and confused as to what is about to happen. Clearly, she is secretly hoping this is a good surprise and not something that will cause her to question or feign excitement and happiness about. When she finally sees her husbands invention, and as he explains what its for, her reaction is absolutely hilarious. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A father wasnt ready for his childs unexpectedly funny knock-knock joke. He was truly blown away by the joke from the young man and didnt really know how to respond. Watch the short, hilarious clip to hear the childs joke and the father's response when he heard the punchline. Laughter and smiles are two things that we will never have enough of in this lost, fallen and broken world. What person wouldnt want more reasons to laugh and smile throughout the day? Can you even imagine someone who wouldnt want more of either? I dont know about you, but that is the type of person I would try to avoid at all costs. Now, one way to add some much-needed laughter is through jokes. Some people even make it their entire lifes work to travel around the joke and entertain audiences with their jokes. While jokes come in many shapes and forms, arguably the most common and recognizable joke is the knock-knock joke. Its a favorite of many, and typically, the punchline is a corny, eye-rolling dad joke thats either a pun or a play on words. However, while knock-knock jokes are usually pretty predictable, that is not always the case. A clip posted on YouTube shows a father recalling a knock-knock joke his son told him. As most people would have in that situation, the father wasnt expecting much when he heard the setup, but when he heard the punchline, he was referring to it as the best knock-knock joke ever told. The dad says that he was doing household chores when his 6-year-old came up to him and said that familiar, recognizable punchline. But when he answered, Whos there? there was no answer. Intrigued and determined to hear the punchline, the father followed his son around the house, desperately wanting a conclusion to the joke. When he finally heard it, he was completely blown away. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This mothers hilarious math homework remarks are too relatable. She had plenty of say while helping her youngster complete their math homework. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what this mom had to say while trying to provide assistance with homework. All parents are well acquainted with homework. There is no mother or father who has a burning desire to help a child with their schoolwork. Its an activity that no one, especially a parent, wants to do. But helping with homework is one of the many responsibilities and obligations that come with becoming a parent. Parents want their children to succeed and do their best, so begrudgingly helping with homework it is. Of course, one of the big reasons parents dread helping with homework is that schools have changed the way they teach certain subjects since they were kids. That is especially true when it comes to math. Is there any worse subject than math? Not at all. Now, add (pun intended) the fact that many schools teach kids to tackle problems in a much different way from when the mother or father was in school, and youve got a perfect recipe for a ton of frustration and a gigantic headache. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother shared some hysterical, witty sayings and responses as she tried to help her child complete their math homework. As could have been predicted, things go from bad to worse fairly quickly, and every parent can empathize with and completely relate to her situation. Oh, your teacher said, do it this way? the mother asked. Well, your teacher aint sitting at the table right now. Is she? Thats a question every parent has asked while trying to help with homework, math, or otherwise. Dont ask me what decomposing a number means, she said. That sounds illegal. Why are we telling a whole story about apples? she asked out of frustration. Just count them. These are only a few of the many hilarious and relatable comments she makes in the video. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Grandma was not expecting this welcome home surprise. The elderly womans family welcomed her home in quite an unusual and hilarious way. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this grandmother was welcomed home at the airport and who greeted her. Everyone loves going on trips, going out exploring new locales and destinations and simply just getting away from real life and all its concerns and worries, at least for a little bit. Doing so, of course, will do wonders for your physical and mental health. Thats a big reason most companies offer paid vacations to their employees. No matter how much we enjoy that vacation spot, its always nice to return home. Humans need routine and familiarity, and being home provides that. Also, it is, after all, where the heart is, as the popular saying goes. Home is where the people we love and care for most reside, and no one wants to be away from those individuals for an extended period. In a clip posted on YouTube, a grandmother was making her return home, coming back to the people she loves most. However, while she likely expected everyone to welcome her home with open arms, thats not exactly what happened. Instead, grandma was greeted with a sign held by two little ones, likely her grandchildren. But this was unlike any other signs that she had encountered. According to the sign held by the two children, they were welcoming grandma home from prison. Everyone, including the grandmother, who walked by the sign with the unexpected message, got quite the kick out of it. No one could conceal their laughter as they spotted the two adorable children there, welcoming home their grandmother after serving time in the joint. Hopefully, the grandmother learned her lesson and does not have to spend any more time in prison. But you never know, I guess. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A dad was shocked by what his 3-year-old wanted to do. He couldnt believe what had come out of her mouth. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what the child said to her father and how they finally decoded her statement. Children are likely to say anything and everything. It doesnt matter the time or place, either; children will say whatever is on their mind. This unpredictability of what could come out of a childs mouth, as every parent knows, can make for some laughs and awkward situations. In fact, there used to be an entire television program built on the crazy, insane things that youngsters say. In addition to the strange and hilarious things the little ones say, they also have an incredibly unique perspective, which also contributes to the weird, off-the-wall things they say. Given their limited life experience, they tend to latch on to things and see them differently than you and me. What might be a small, insignificant detail to you and me can take on great importance to a child. In a clip posted on YouTube, a child who had latched onto this unexpected detail used it in her attempt to tell her father what she wanted, which made for quite the laugh. She baffled a handful of people when she said that she wanted to pet baboon and it had nothing to do with going to the zoo. Dad tried several times to clarify and decipher what she meant by this strange desire, but reinforcements were called in to offer their investigative services. After several questions, they were somehow able to figure out that the child wanted to eat ice cream with a red spoon at Dairy Queen. It's amazing how a childs brain works and how and what they associate with this and that. You truly never know what will come out of their mouths at any given moment. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

Parents everywhere will understand this moms responses. Her attempts to correct and admonish her children in public are all too relatable and pretty hilarious. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how this mother tried to reprimand her children while in public. Is there anything better than being a parent? That is, without a doubt, the biggest blessing that anyone can receive on this Earth. There is simply nothing like watching your little one grow and learn as they explore what is, to them, quite literally a whole new world. No fit parent would trade a moment with their children for anything in the world. With all that being said, not every parenting moment is golden. In fact, there will be many instances in which those little ones get on your nerves, test your patience and even push you to what feels like the edge of your sanity. But no matter what they do or say or act, all parents will agree that there is nothing more embarrassing, awkward and humiliating than when your child acts out in public. Public tantrums are the worst. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother hilariously attempts to correct her children when they start acting up in public. What she says and the threats she makes, all through tightly clenched teeth, will have you laughing and relating. Hey, you may have made similar ones to your little ones when they were on their less-than-best behavior. If yall dont quit hitting each other, Im going to throw yalls iPads in the river, she says. If yall dont quit acting possessed, Im going to have a bonfire with all your toys, she threatens. If yall dont quit fighting in this story, Im leaving both of yall at the Tractor Supply, she adds. If you havent made these specific threats to your children when they start acting out and refuse to listen, perhaps these are some new ones you might consider using the next time your child inevitably has a public tantrum. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

These jokes will have you rolling your eyes and laughing. The teacher asked her students a couple of hysterical, but still very corny, jokes. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the jokes she shared with her elementary students, one of which they correctly guessed the punchline. We could all use more reasons to laugh and smile throughout the day. Life is already entirely too serious, with far too many situations and circumstances that result in either tears, stress or both. Adding some comedy wherever and whenever possible will never be a bad thing. Laughter is, as the old saying goes, the best medicine. A good laugh can make a good day a great one and an awful day a little less terrible. Can you even think of someone who does not enjoy laughter? Hopefully, you dont have anyone in your life like that, because that would, without a doubt, be a miserable person who would do nothing but drag others down with them. No one needs a Debbie Downer in their life. In an attempt to add some laughter and comedy to her students lives, an elementary school teacher has what she calls the Joke of the Day. She has even concocted a little jingle to go with it, which calls for her students to put their pencils away. In the latest edition of her joke of the day, she has not one but two jokes. Why did she double up on the laughter? Well, her quick-thinking and witty students figured out the punchline way too fast, so she had to come up with a second one. While they may have gotten the first one in no time, the students werent as successful with the second one. Either way, both jokes are deliriously funny and might even cause you to roll your eyes just a tad, especially if you consider them to be a little too corny. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A dads game with his daughter took a hilarious turn. She more than likely did not see this coming, but instead thought she would pocket some easy money. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how a simple, seemingly easy and very winnable game turned into quite a big laugh. Everyone enjoys playing a game every now and then. Even if they arent the biggest gaming enthusiast in the world, odds are good that they dont mind participating in some type of friendly competition. There are tons and tons of games. How could someone not find something they at least mildly enjoy playing? Board games like Monopoly, Sorry, Scrabble, and Clue are likely the ones that immediately come to mind whenever the word game is mentioned. Other people may be more into virtual games, with video games better suited to their style and preferences. Still, some might prefer games that require participants to go outside and gather up the necessary equipment, such as baseball, football and basketball. Whatever your preference and taste, there is bound to be something for everyone when it comes to games, even those that a father and a daughter can play together. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father approaches his daughter with a proposition. With a $20 bill in his hand, the father says that all she has to do is slap his hands and the money is hers. That seems easy enough, right? Anyone with half a functioning brain would take him up on the challenge. Thats easy money. Well, that doesnt exactly turn out to be the case. The father places his hands in different places and lets the young girl smack them. Everything seems to be going according to plan until the very end. He places his hand near the top of her head, but before she is able to hit his hand, he quickly withdraws it, which results in her hitting herself on the head. So, not only did she not end up with the money, but she also gave herself an injury. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

When kids need to be or are asked to be quiet, but this will inevitably happen. Most youngsters do not seem to understand the need to control and lower their volume. Watch the short but hilarious clip that perfectly demonstrates how, when asked to be quiet, children will be anything but silent. There is nothing like being a parent. No experience on earth will ever compare to raising a little one and watching them grow and learn. No mother or father would trade a single, solitary moment with their children for anything in the world. Those memories, even the ones that dont seem so pleasant in the moment, will soon become cherished and treasured as those little ones grow. Every day with a little one is different. No two days will be completely the same, but thats part of the fun, right? Whenever you think youve got this parenting completely figured out, youll quickly discover that youve still got a lot to learn. All parents know and understand how children are full of surprises, both the good and the bad kind. Another thing all parents know very well is that every child lacks volume control. Given their young age and limited life experience, they do not understand when or why they need to be quiet and speak in whispers. Hilariously enough, when children do attempt to whisper, it usually comes out just as loud as if they were shouting it to the entire room. A clip posted on YouTube shows a couple of instances in which quiet and whispering would have been helpful and appreciated, but the little one was just not capable of doing that. In one of the videos scenarios, the child wants to say hello to a sleeping baby. The child is informed that greeting the baby is possible, but that they must be extremely quiet to avoid disturbing the babys slumber. Every parent knows how this will end for sure. Also, another situation familiar to every parent is trying to talk on the phone while a toddler loudly tries to get your attention, making it impossible to carry on the conversation. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A mom showed why feeding toddlers is never a boring task. Getting a child to eat food should not be this difficult, but it is every single time. Watch the short but hilarious clip of a mother battling to get her child to eat, a situation that is, unfortunately, familiar to every parent. There is nothing better than being a parent. Its a blessing unlike any other on Earth. Yes, its tiring, and those little ones can get on your nerves, often even pushing you to what feels like to the edge of your sanity. But lets be honest, parents: despite all that struggle and everything your children may put you through, you wouldnt trade those experiences and moments for anything in the world. As great and wonderful as being a parent is, children will certainly try your patience and push boundaries in various ways. What good are boundaries if we dont know how far they go, right? Or that must be what most children are thinking when they do the very thing you told them 150 times not to do. One of the ways children test their parents will and resolve is during mealtime. Getting a child to eat is like pulling teeth. In fact, extracting those pearly whites may be an easier, much less painful experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother does everything she can to get her little one to eat. However, the youngster, despite all of moms concerted effort, refuses to cooperate, choosing to put up a fight at every move. In the video, the woman, playing both roles, is a mother and a child, and the two go back and forth in a battle of wills over lunch. Mom wants nothing more than for her child to eat, and the little one does everything she can to aggravate and annoy her mother. Again, most parents can very much relate to this situation, likely having lived through these exact scenarios. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This teachers country tune of student quotes will have you cracking up. Its an incredibly inventive way to use the hilariously strange things his students say. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear the song the educator created from things his students have said in the classroom. Teaching, much like parenting, is not something for the weak or faint of heart. Its a profession that is extremely important but also incredibly difficult. Children, regardless of their age, will put your patience, resolve and perseverance to the test. Teachers absolutely deserve a large amount of respect. One way children commonly put their teachers sanity to the test is with their crazy questions and insane, off-the-wall things theyll say. Im sure every teacher has more than a few examples of children just saying the most absurd things. Sure, what they say may provide a momentary laugh, a few giggles, but then those teachers have to wonder what is going on in their minds to even come up with something like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, an educator has found a creative outlet for the things his students have said in his classroom. He actually turned those quotes into a country song, and to be honest, its really not that bad, especially when compared to what passes for country music today. Within moments, you will be laughing and giggling to yourself. But then again, you, like many teachers, will find yourself wondering how and why a child would ever say such things. Like, what is the context in which this child made this statement, and was it in any way applicable to the situation? It might not be a song you return to repeatedly, but then again, it might be one that you listen to periodically for a good laugh. No matter how many times you listen to this tune, it will have you cracking up every time. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This father, Trey Kennedy, realizes his son is growing up, and he doesnt like it. In a very strange but specific way, the popular comedian notices that his youngster is not as small as he previously thought, and he is not a fan of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Trey spotted that his son is growing up. Children are not little for long, as every parent knows well. Blink once, and that baby you just brought home from the hospital is heading to kindergarten. Do it again, and that same child has started high school. Once more, your baby has graduated from high school and is pulling out of the driveway, with college as their destination. One more time, and they are standing at the altar, exchanging vows and saying, I do. Moments with our children are precious and incredibly fleeting. Once they are gone, they are gone, never to be recovered again. So, make the most of the time youve been given with your little ones, because they don't stay little for long. Make memories, take pictures and hold them tight. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey, in a comedic manner, shows how children do not stay little for long. In no time at all, that child, whom you seemingly just brought home from the hospital yesterday, will be backing out of your driveway for the final time. Trey, who plays all three parts in the clip, enters the living room as the father and strikes up a conversation with the baby version of Trey. Its not a deep conversation, but what is said, particularly how a word is said, is enough to send the father version of Trey out of the room in hysterics. He finds his wife, who also, surprise, is played by Trey, to tell her what he has just discovered. She doesnt take this news well either, but Trey soon finds a way to lighten the mood and take in all the changes. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.