Skits

This is how much Southerners love football. Its safe to say that those who live in the South are fairly big fans of the game of football. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear just how much their love of football goes, and how it impacts their everyday lives. Americans love themselves some competition. Cheering and generally acting in an insane manner while watching ones favorite team is practically as American as apple pie. If theres an activity that can be made into a competition involving a ball of some kind and two opposing teams, you can almost guarantee that it will find an audience sooner rather than later. The love of competition is, without a doubt, something that infects the entire country. However, while this is unbelievably true, there are some parts of the country where this or that reigns supreme. In the Midwest, basketball is the preferred game. They do not call it Hoosier hysteria for nothing. As they say, in 49 states its just basketball, but this is Indiana. But move further down, and youll soon run into football territory. People in the South love football as much as Hoosiers and everyone else in the Midwest enjoys basketball, maybe even more. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman hilariously points out just how much Southerners love football. If even a quarter of what she says is true, Southerners more than love the game; they are clearly obsessed with the pigskin and the gridiron. My sons first word was touchdown, she said. Thats a true story. We dont name babies after family members no more, she added. We name them after quarterbacks. My daughters middle name is Brees. We plan weddings around football schedules, not the other way around, she stated. These are only a few of the many comments she makes that demonstrate just how much football is loved in the South. Psalm 101:3 I will not put any evil thing before my eyes; I am against all turning to one side; I will not have it near me.

Mom hilariously showed how kids take everything literally. This mother knows how youngsters will interpret and then react to whatever is said to them. Watch the short but hysterical and incredibly relatable clip to see how children respond when someone says something to them. Every parent will agree that children can have more than a little bit of trouble with directions at times. Sure, a lot of the issue has to do with the youngsters inability and even their refusal to listen to what is said. Giving a child a command is often an exercise in complete and utter futility. As the old saying goes, a lot of what parents say goes in one ear and out the other. A child's failure to follow a parents directions and commands is a major part of their listening problem. But, of course, that is not the only factor when it comes to a childs inability to follow directions. Another big issue is that children are very literal and given their young age, are unable to pick up on things like sarcasm, subtext and other underlying, implied meanings. They arent familiar with figures of speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman, portraying both the parent and the child, hysterically demonstrates the responses children are likely to give when certain phrases and words are used. Every parent will completely and totally relate to how the child responds. The video begins with the mother asking her child to find the remote because the one in her hand is no longer working, and the child does exactly that. The little one momentarily disappears and returns a few seconds later, completely empty-handed. The mother is baffled. Next, when outside, the mother tells the child to pick up your feet, please. The child finds this request impossible, but still gives it the old college try, hoping to please Mom anyway. Those are just two of the scenarios in the short clip that will have you laughing and nodding along. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

If these things sound familiar, you might be getting older. Having and being able to relate to these thoughts and opinions is more than likely a sure sign that you are advancing in age. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what thoughts and opinions mean that you are getting older. Aging is a natural process, and despite societys best efforts, it happens to everyone, whether they like it or not. Even though many beautiful products may promise to pause or even reverse the aging process, no one has yet found a way to stop or rewind time. So, as it always has since the creation of the world, time marches forward, continually, with each passing day, hour, minute and second. While many people may grumble about getting older and might even refuse to acknowledge their birthdays, that doesnt stop those days from coming around every year. Also, even if we try to ignore getting older, our bodies do not, and they start showing our age sooner or later. Likely one way we begin showing our is in the thoughts and opinions we start having ones that would never have crossed our minds in our younger days. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman hilariously mentions some thoughts that mean youre getting older. I used to stay out till 2 am, she said. Now 8:30 feels irresponsible. Weve all been there and done that and likely now want to be home and in bed before it gets too late. I got a favorite burner on the stove now, she added. I know this one is most definitely true. I looked at a teenager and thought, Aint no way thats a real haircut, she said. I caught myself saying, They just dont make things like they used to, she said. And I had to sit with that for a minute. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

This is the unofficial test Southerners use to judge a restaurant. If a restaurant meets all these lofty standards and qualifications, well, then youre in for a good meal, at least according to this woman. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear some of this womans unofficial test that Southerners use to decide if a meal from a restaurant will be good or not. Everyone loves eating and filling their stomach with delicious, mouth-watering food. Americans, especially, are big on chowing down and enjoying a meal whenever possible. Now, while every region in the United States of America has its own food culture, the Souths is hard to defeat. Apparently, Southerners know food, and given their extensive and delicious lineup, its hard to argue otherwise. No one is passing on biscuits and gravy, fried chicken, gumbo, BBQ, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, peach cobbler or banana pudding. Im sure Im missing some beloved Southern food staples, but its hard to top any of those. Just thinking of any of those dishes is bound to get your stomach growling. So, when someone from the South says that this or that restaurant is likely to be good, it might be a good idea to listen to them. A clip posted on YouTube shows how a Southerner might make this determination, and they consider a variety of factors when reaching their conclusion, and it all happens even before their order arrives. If I cant smell grease from the parking lot, were leaving, she said. If the menu is laminated and slightly sticky, that is a green flag, she added. If the waitress calls me baby, and refills my sweet tea without asking, Im leaving a 40 percent tip, the woman said. I dont trust no menu that aint got typos, she concluded. These are only a handful of the hilarious factors mentioned in the clip that help determine whether a restaurant is likely to live up to a Southerners high standards. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her awkward funeral comments will have you laughing. What she says is incredibly hysterical, but very out of place and nothing you would ever want to say during such an occasion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear her say things and make observations you wouldn't want to ever say at a funeral. Funerals are, sadly, something most people know all too well. If you havent been to your fair share of them, unfortunately, just wait, because its simply a matter of time. No one lives forever, and funerals are the ceremonies in which people gather together to mourn, honor and remember the life of the recently departed individual. Of course, given the circumstances, funerals are rarely, if ever, a joyous occasion. People are hurting and mourning, trying to come to terms with the fact that they have just lost a family member or a dearly beloved friend. Funerals have become such a part of life that people have developed sayings and clichs used at funerals. What else are you supposed to say? Often, words are little comfort to someone who is in pain over their recent loss. Laughter is typically not associated with funerals, that is for sure. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, what this woman says things you would never ever want to say at a funeral will have you cracking up. The statements she makes and the honest, laugh-out-loud observations mentioned will make it impossible to contain your laughter. Dadggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Brenda probably wouldnt appreciate that comment much at all. He would have loved this turnout, she added. He loved attention. Maybe true, but saying this at his funeral is likely the best place to say that. Look, Im just here to make sure hes really gone, she said. These are just a handful of the truly hysterical statements she makes in the short clip. Romans 14:8 As long as we have life we are living to the Lord; or if we give up our life it is to the Lord; so, if we are living, or if our life comes to an end, we are the Lord.

Her response when God answered her prayer immediately is hilarious. She brought her request to the Lord, and she received a reply from the Creator of the universe instantly, and it wasnt what she expected. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what she asked God about, his answer to her inquiry, and how she reacted to His prompt response. Christians have an open and direct line of communication with God. At any time and in any situation, we can talk to the Lord about anything and everything. Thats pretty incredible and kind of overwhelming when you think about it. As it has been said many times before, prayer is powerful. Its also the most important thing a Christian can do. With prayer, we have the opportunity to bring to Him our fears, concerns, requests and hopes for the future. Anything that may be weighing on our mind, we can bring to the Creator of the universe and leave it at His feet, knowing that He is faithful to respond and answer our prayers. Now, while we may pray for something and want an immediate response, that doesnt always happen. God has his own timeline and isnt beholden to ours, as much as we would like and appreciate it if He were. Additionally, while God does answer every prayer, His response may not be what we wanted. When His answer isnt what we were hoping for, we can become a little confused, hesitant and even angry. A hilarious clip posted on YouTube shows how one woman responded to Gods answer to her prayer. She asked the Lord that if the relationship she was pursuing was not from Him and not what He wanted for her life, He would shut the door, giving her a definite answer. As soon as the words are out of her mouth, a door in the room immediately shuts. He has made his desire known, but given her hilarious response, it wasnt the answer she was wanting. Mark 11:24 For this reason I say to you, Whatever you make a request for in prayer, have faith that it has been given to you, and you will have it.

Every parent will relate to this dads hilarious vegetable-eating strategies. He is fighting the good fight, but, as nearly every parent knows, it is often a losing battle. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see this fathers methods for getting his toddler to eat her vegetables. Many children are incredibly picky eaters, flat-out refusing to eat certain foods for a variety of reasons. They dont want this, or they dont want that, and they are generally not shy about letting you know, loudly, how they feel. But when it comes to feeding a youngster as a parent, the most frustrating part is how they will be super into a food one day and want nothing to do with it the next. Another massive struggle regarding feeding a little one is vegetables. Children, typically, want nothing to do with those things and will do everything in their power to keep them from entering their mouths. Despite their objections, children have to eat vegetables. So, parents often have to get creative as to how veggies are presented and offered to the youngster. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father shows the many methods he has perfected to get his toddler to eat vegetables. One by one, he goes through each approach, which he has named and then proceeds to demonstrate it. Hilariously, nearly every approach of his fails. The child is strong-willed and refuses to give in, ever allowing those vegetables to enter her mouth. Every parent has been there and done that many times before and understands the struggle. To add even more hilarity, the toddler does eventually take a bite or two of the broccoli before her, but its by her choosing, and nothing that her father does. She simply picks it up and starts eating it. Thats a child for you, though. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

How do you fire someone in a Christian way? This hysterical John Crist skit has the answer. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how John and his fellow church employee try to figure out the best, most loving way to let someone go in this sidesplitting skit. Unfortunately, not everything in life will be fun, full of laughs, and an occasion to celebrate. In fact, there will be several instances that youd rather forget entirely ones that cause pain, hurt and heartache. One of those agonizing, gut-wrenching experiences is losing a job. No matter the circumstances, that will always sting, and not just for the person being let go. Much like being fired, having to inform someone that they are being let go isnt fun or enjoyable in the slightest. That will always be a difficult conversation to have, and it will be incredibly awkward, and that goes for any and every workplace, regardless of the field. Now, how would that look and feel if someone were being fired from a church? How would that be handled? How do you fire someone in the most loving, gentle and Christian way possible? In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as the pastor of a church, has to fire someone, specifically the IT guy. However, before he goes through with the firing and calls the employee in to let him know of the unfortunate news, he calls in a fellow church employee to help him wordsmith it. They hilariously go back and forth, sharing and stating the phrases and words John should use when he breaks the news. Both want to do it as kindly as possible. What happens, as they go back and forth, is absolutely hysterical. This skit had to have taken several hundred takes to film because it would have been impossible to go without laughing. The back-and-forth, their lightning-fast and witty responses, will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Anyone who knows a Southern dad will find this hilariously accurate. The woman spouts these hysterical, and likely very familiar, sayings. Watch the short but sidesplitting clip to hear these phrases likely to be said by Southern fathers, which will surely have you cracking up. People can spot clichs from a mile away. Politicians and athletes, for whatever reason, seem to love them, as they use them constantly. However, most people do not enjoy hearing clichs, overused phrases or sayings. Many would argue that doing so shows a lack of creativity and original thought. Simply relying on a coined, well-known and terribly overused phrase to express a thought or feeling could very well be interpreted as lazy. But sometimes those clichs and adages do work best, right? Things become clichs because there is, or was, at one time, some truth to them. If there werent, they would never have gained popularity, with everyone saying them and becoming well acquainted with them. So, yes, clichs are boring and tired, but in some cases, they do actually work and can still be extremely funny. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman says she believes these are phrases many Southern dads use regularly. However, I would argue that most people, regardless of where they grew up or where their father was from, have likely heard at least a couple of these from their father. And if not, they could likely imagine hearing these sayings coming out of their fathers mouth. Never trust a man whose trucks too clean on the inside, she said. Somethings off about him. Dont throw nothing away, she added. One day, youre going to need that exact random piece of metal. Aint no need to buy a gym membership when you got a garage full of heavy stuff, she said. These are only a few of the truly hysterical things she says throughout the short clip. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mary tried to bathe Jesus, and the results are hilarious. The earthy mother of Jesus Christ attempted to give her son a bath, but things did not go well, to say the least. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how and why things went sideways rather quickly. Jesus Christ is the Savior of the world. As Jesus says in the New Testament, no one comes to the Father except through Him. Of course, He was sent to Earth, eventually taking our place on the cross, dying on our behalf, becoming the ultimate sacrifice for your sins and mine. Because of His death and resurrection, we can be forgiven and experience eternal life. However, likely many people forget that Jesus, while being Gods Son, was also fully human. He knows what it means to be sad, hungry, in pain, happy, excited, lonely and everything else that a human being might feel and experience. He went through everything a typical human being might. He even had earthly parents whom he had to submit to and listen to as a child. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shows how the process of Mary attempting to give Jesus a bath as a child might have gone. Yes, Jesus, being a human, would have needed to bathe just like you and me. However, He was also Gods Son, so that probably complicated things just a tad. Ok, Jesus, its bath time, the woman, playing Mary, says in the video. In the water. Cmon, lets go. Jesus, stop parting the water, and sit down. I need the water to touch you. Thats the aim of a bath. Can you stop calming the water, please? she adds. This is a bathtub with a jacuzzi feature. This is not the Sea of Galilee. Jesus, stop walking on the water, she says. Sit down. These are only a few of the handful of hilarious comments she makes throughout the short video. Philippians 2:7 But he made himself as nothing, taking the form of a servant, being made like men;

The advice she shares is as funny as it is brilliant. Her statements and sayings will have you thinking, contemplating life and laughing out loud. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the witty, clever and thought-provoking wisdom she freely dispenses. Sadly, life is often an experience that leaves people bewildered, confused and hurt. Its rarely, if ever, fair and anyone who says otherwise is simply nave and only fooling themselves. But as we all know, life has a way of humbling people and making them re-examine their stance on the whole 'life is fair' thing. There are many situations and circumstances in which the next step, the following move, is unclear, or where the path forward is at least muddled and a tad blurry. Navigating through this or that, or knowing how to proceed through and handle a particular predicament, can be overwhelming, causing even the most mentally tough and fit person to break. In those troubling, confusing instances, its always a good idea to seek advice and the wise counsel of someone who has been there and done that. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shared some truly hilarious sayings. But in addition to being laugh-out-loud funny, many of them are also words of wisdom that one might be wise to think on and consider. Sometimes the best thing you can do is hush, the woman said. Quit asking God to remove stress when you keep inviting it over for supper, she added. Some lessons cost peace, money and sanity, she said. Learn them the first time. These are only a few of the funny but wise sayings she shared in this short clip. Some of these may be ones youre familiar with and others might be completely new to you, but regardless, they all express something helpful and sage advice that would do all of us good to remember and apply. James 1:5 But if any man among you is without wisdom, let him make his request to God, who gives freely to all without an unkind word, and it will be given to him.

How one orders a pizza has changed a lot since the 90s, and youll be cracking up. The process of requesting a delicious pizza pie has undergone a dramatic shift over the last couple of decades, that is for sure. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much things have changed when doing something as simple and mundane as a pizza. Technology is constantly undergoing changes. Nearly every single day, your iPhone alerts you about an update for this or that app. Or its Apple telling you there's a software update available for your phone and Mac. That familiar message continues by stating that your devices will be updated at night, or you can install those updates now if youd like. Those advancements are just what happens from one day to the next. Think about how much things have changed over the last 10, 20 and even 30 years. iPhones, iPads, tablets and gaming devices like the Nintendo Switch werent a thing 20 years ago. Yes, as crazy as it sounds, people once used a phone connected to the wall to talk to someone on the other end. Sounds absurd, almost prehistoric, doesnt it? Well, as it turns out, technological advancements dont always mean improvements. In fact, sometimes they make simple things much more difficult, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously points out. The video begins with a woman sporting a questionable haircut flipping through a phone book until she lands on the correct number. She then places a call, talks to an actual human being, and places her order. She figures out the exact amount, mentions she wants her pizza delivered and gives less-than-specific directions to her house. Flash forward to someone trying to place a pizza order on an app today, and her efforts are obstructed at every step. She quickly becomes frustrated, clearly showing that not all technological advancements are created equal. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Her family Christmas gathering is hilarious and way too relatable. She is doing precisely what many other people do during a family get-together at Christmastime: struggle to stay calm, cool and collected. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how the family Christmas gathering tests her patience and resolve. Christmas is a wonderful time of year, and arguably the best part of the entire calendar. Its the season when family and friends get together to celebrate and recognize the birth of Christ, enjoy a delicious, mouth-watering meal and exchange a gift or two. What is there not to love about Christmas? While the Christmas season is nearly universally agreed upon to be the best time of the entire year, its still not perfect. Given the incredible number of gatherings, parties and other events that populate the calendar that time of year, Christmas can be a particularly exhausting, chaotic and stressful time. There is so much to do and only so much time to get it all done, and when this happens, tempers can flare and blood pressure can rise. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman shows how women in the South handle the Christmas season. Hilariously, within a matter of seconds, she experiences a variety of emotions. One moment, shes thrilled and thankful; the next, shes upset and raising her voice, clearly indicating that shes less than pleased with the present circumstances. One could say that she resembles a chicken running around without its head. Oh, and on top of all the cooking and cleaning she has to do for the family Christmas gathering, there are still a crazy number of presents to wrap. How will she ever get it all done in time? I tell you what, were just going to pay to have it catered next year cause I aint doing this again, she says. Who hasnt been there and had that exact thought? I got so many presents to wrap, she adds. Im so unprepared. Isaiah 9:6 For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government has been placed in his hands; and he has been named Wise Guide, Strong God, Father Forever, Prince of Peace.

Jon Crist gave a hilarious lesson on how to pray before eating. The popular funnyman attempted to show someone the accepted and proper way to pray prior to enjoying a meal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how quickly Jons lesson goes off the rails in the most hilarious way possible. Reading and studying the Bible is an important and necessary thing for all Christians. Its an activity that should be a regular task, a habit that those who profess to follow Christ should be engaged in daily. How else do you learn more, become more educated and knowledgeable about a subject than by reading and studying? However, in addition to reading the Bible, the one and only thing more important than reading and getting into His word is prayer. Prayer, like reading the Bible, is an activity that those who call themselves Christians should do regularly. Now, prayer can take place anywhere and for any occasion, but without a doubt, one of the most popular times to pray is right before consuming a meal. Its an opportunity to praise and thank Him for providing the food that is about to be eaten. However, when it comes to praying before a meal, Christians do seem to have a protocol; certain words and phrases are said. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jon attempts to give a friend a quick lesson on how to pray before a meal and what she should and shouldn't say during her prayer. While he tries to be helpful, the lesson doesnt go very well, but at least there are a ton of laughs. While she has never prayed out loud before a meal, she doesnt want to mess it up and asks Jon for a few pointers. Youve never done it? he asked. Just talk to God like youre talking to your best friend. This probably wasnt the best advice, and she starts doing exactly as Jon instructed. As the lesson continues, Jon becomes increasingly critical and frustrated, ultimately stating, This is going to go poorly. Colossians 3:17 And whatever you do, in word or in act, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving praise to God the Father through him.

What would happen if your dad were a social media influencer? The results are absolutely hilarious, as this skit nails it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how things might play out if an older gentleman gained a massive following and started pushing products on them. Social media is a constant and ever-growing presence in society today. Avoiding popular social media platforms like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook is possible, but it would likely require some strategic planning. In fact, social media has become so pervasive that, sadly, being a social media influencer is now a full-time job for some. Of course, once social media accounts have amassed a big enough following, they start pushing products on their followers. Apparently, companies believe influencers have massive sway over their audience and can move them to buy. The influencer, after (hopefully) making it abundantly clear to their followers that they are being paid by this or that company, will then create content featuring products from that company. Now, influencers are by and large younger people, and more often than not, women. But what would it look like if a social media influencer were an older man? How would that play out? What would that look like? A hilarious clip posted on YouTube answers those questions for us. The skit begins with the man telling viewers, Today, were taking things out of boxes. One sentence in, and hes already committed his first error. Anyone familiar with these types of videos knows they are called unboxings. Hilariously, hes corrected on air. Things only get better from there as he attempts to demonstrate some of the products or mentions why he has them at all. The entire clip is one laugh after another as this social media influencer shows off some products from Kohls. I have to say, even with all his mistakes, I would be much more likely to follow an influencer like this. Who wouldnt? It would be absolutely hilarious. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This hilarious look at modern car ride entertainment hits home. Kids today need all kinds of devices and contraptions to keep them entertained during long car rides. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny and incredibly relatable clip to see how entertainment options during a car ride have changed considerably over the years. Most peoples attention span is similar to that of a gnat. They see one thing that grabs their attention, but that previously bright, shiny object fails to hold it for longer than a few minutes. After theyve grown bored and tired of that, they are onto the new thing. This pattern repeats itself over and over, and in many different areas of our lives. While we can all agree that, for the most part, people have a tiny, minute attention span, its much worse with children. Kids become obsessed and infatuated with this thing, and minutes later, they couldnt care less about it. All parents are well aware of their youngsters nonexistent attention span. So, what do most do? Give them screens to keep them busy and occupied, at least momentarily. A childs lack of anything resembling an attention span can become a problem, particularly during car rides. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously captures how a childs attention span and what they need to keep them entertained has drastically changed over the years. The short video opens with a shot of the insane number of screens and devices available to children today. But if that wasnt enough, hilariously, the man standing in for a child today comments that theres nothing to do, adding hes bored. The clip goes back to a child in the 90s and shows how a child kept themselves entertained during a car ride. A youngster keeps a close eye on raindrops on the window, watching them fall. What else were you supposed to do when all those devices and screens werent available? Needless to say, the two scenarios differ just a tad. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.